Brewery Lane

Hotel Description

I remember pulling up to Brewery Lane on a drizzly Melbourne afternoon – you know, the kind where the tram tracks on Smith Street glisten and everyone’s hustling with umbrellas. It’s tucked right there at 3 Brewery Lane in Collingwood, this funky little pocket of the city that’s all about converted warehouses and street art that pops up overnight. Honestly, finding it was a breeze if you’re coming from the CBD; I just hopped off the 86 tram at the Johnston Street stop and wandered down a couple of blocks, past those old bluestone pubs that smell faintly of hops and history. The hotel itself? It’s got that effortless cool vibe – think exposed brick walls and industrial beams, but without trying too hard. Check-in was a cinch; the staff (shoutout to Mia, who was chatting about the best nearby falafel spot) handed over a keycard with a smile and even sorted out a spot for my rental car in their tiny but secure lot – parking in Collingwood can be a nightmare otherwise, especially on weekends when the markets spill over from Fitzroy.

What really won me over, though, was how it felt like staying in a mate’s stylish pad rather than some sterile chain. My room – well, suite, actually – overlooked the laneway, with these massive windows letting in that soft, filtered light you only get in Melbourne’s inner north. The bed was ridiculously comfy, all crisp white linens and pillows that sort of hug you back, and there was a little kitchenette stocked with local goodies like coffee from Proud Mary (just around the corner on Oxford Street) and snacks from the organic grocer down the way. I mean, brewing your own plunger in the morning while listening to the distant hum of the city waking up? Bliss. It’s not massive, mind you – the bathroom’s compact but spotless, with rain showerheads that make you linger a bit too long. And yeah, there might be a touch of street noise from the occasional delivery truck rumbling by early, but earplugs are provided, and honestly, it adds to the authentic urban feel. The whole place is spotless, and they’ve got these thoughtful touches like bike rentals for zipping over to the Yarra River trails – perfect if you’re into that active vibe, especially in spring when the cherry blossoms are out.

Look, if you’re heading to Melbourne and want to skip the tourist traps in the city center, Brewery Lane is where it’s at. It’s got that 9.8 rating for a reason – four stars that feel more like a hidden gem than a rating. You’re steps from killer eateries on Smith Street (try the vegan dumplings at Easey’s if you’re peckish), and it’s quiet enough at night to actually sleep, unlike some spots closer to Brunswick Street’s bar scene. Sure, it might not have a pool or fancy spa – that’s not the point here – but for travelers who crave that real Collingwood energy, with its craft breweries and indie galleries, this place nails it. I’d go back in a heartbeat, especially during the quieter shoulder seasons like autumn when the crowds thin out and you can snag a room without booking months ahead. Trust me, it’s the kind of stay that makes you feel like you’ve got Melbourne figured out.

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