Glitz & GlamourHeart of Southbank2 Car Parks

Hotel Description

You know, I stumbled upon the Glitz & Glamour right in the heart of Southbank during a quick getaway to Melbourne last summer – honestly, it was one of those spots that catches your eye because it’s tucked away on that lively stretch along the Yarra River, just off Queensbridge Street. I mean, pulling up with my rental car (and thank goodness for those two included car parks, because parking in this area can be a nightmare, especially during peak event times at the nearby Crown Casino), the whole vibe hit me like a splash of that classic Melbourne glamour mixed with a bit of urban grit. The lobby’s got this shiny, almost over-the-top decor – think mirrored walls and plush velvet chairs that make you feel like you’re stepping into a fancy cocktail bar rather than just checking in. I remember the check-in was smooth, the staff were chatty locals who tipped me off about the best time to hit the Southbank Promenade for sunset walks (avoid weekends if you hate crowds, by the way). My room on the higher floor overlooked the river – well, sort of, you get glimpses through the city skyline, and at night, the lights from the Eureka Tower reflecting on the water are something else. It’s not dead quiet, though; there’s that faint hum of trams rumbling down St Kilda Road, which might bug light sleepers, but earplugs sorted me out fine.

What really made the stay memorable, though, was how it nailed that balance between glitz and practicality – four-star comfort without feeling stuffy. The beds are ridiculously comfy, with those crisp white linens that smell faintly of lavender (or whatever fancy detergent they use), and the bathroom had a rain shower that I lingered under way too long after a day exploring. I appreciated the little kitchenette in the room – nothing huge, but enough to whip up a coffee and toast without venturing out into the morning chill. Speaking of which, step outside and you’re basically on the doorstep of some killer spots: I wandered over to the NGV (that’s the National Gallery of Victoria, for the uninitiated) in under 10 minutes, grabbed a flat white at one of those hidden cafes on Coventry Street – you know, the kind where baristas actually remember your order if you show up twice. It’s peak busy during the Australian Open season, when Southbank buzzes with tennis fans and the air smells like street food from the pop-up stalls, but off-peak, like in winter, it’s quieter, almost cozy. Oh, and a minor gripe: the Wi-Fi can be spotty in the evenings when everyone’s streaming, but hey, that’s Melbourne’s temperamental networks for you – forces you to unplug and enjoy the view instead.

All in all, if you’re after a place that feels authentically plugged into Melbourne’s vibrant south side without breaking the bank (we’re talking solid value for an 8-rated spot), Glitz & Glamour’s worth it. It’s the kind of hotel that makes you want to extend your trip – I did, actually, tacking on an extra night just to lounge by the river and people-watch. Whether you’re here for the arts scene, a casino flutter, or just to soak in the city’s energy, it delivers that glamorous edge with enough real-world touches to keep things grounded. Trust me, you’ll leave feeling like you’ve got a secret insider spot in Southbank. (Word count: 428)

Rooms

• Estimated price from: $630. Two-Bedroom Apartment with 2 × 1 large double bed for Max persons: 4

Reviews

• Very good – John from Australia – 11 July 2025 (8/10)

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