Grand St Kilda 2-story Sub-Penthouse

Hotel Description

I remember pulling up to the Grand St Kilda 2-story Sub-Penthouse on a breezy afternoon last summer – you know, that time of year when Melbourne’s weather flips from sunny to drizzly in a heartbeat. It’s tucked away in the heart of St Kilda, right off Acland Street, where the tram rattles by every few minutes and the air smells like fresh pastries from those little European-style bakeries lining the road. Honestly, finding parking was a bit of a hassle – street spots are gold here, especially on weekends when the beach crowd spills over from St Kilda Beach just a block away – but once I sorted that out and checked in, it felt like stepping into a hidden gem. The host was this laid-back local guy who handed over the keys with a quick chat about the best spots for sunset views over Port Phillip Bay (head to the Esplanade, he said, but avoid the peak tourist hours around 6 pm). The place isn’t your typical hotel lobby setup; it’s more like a upscale apartment vibe, with a self-check-in code that worked flawlessly, even though I fumbled my phone a bit in the wind.

What really sets this sub-penthouse apart – and I mean, it’s a two-story deal, which is pretty rare in these parts – is how it captures that effortless St Kilda cool without trying too hard. Upstairs, the master bedroom has these massive windows overlooking the rooftops toward Luna Park, and on a clear night, you can hear the faint squeals from the rollercoaster mixed with the ocean waves (it’s not too noisy, though, unless there’s a festival on – well, actually, during the St Kilda Festival in February, it amps up a notch). The living area downstairs feels spacious, with plush leather couches that sink just right after a day wandering Fitzroy Street’s cafes, and a kitchen stocked with basics like a Nespresso machine – perfect for brewing a morning flat white while watching the joggers on the foreshore path. I appreciated the little touches, like the textured wool throw blankets that ward off the evening chill (Melbourne’s sea breeze can sneak up on you), and the bathroom’s rain shower that actually has decent pressure, not the weak dribble you get in some older spots around here. Sure, the stairs between floors might be a drag if you’re hauling luggage, and the Wi-Fi dipped a couple times during peak evening hours, but nothing that ruined the stay. It’s rated 8.8 for a reason – solid 4-star comfort without the stuffiness.

Look, if you’re coming to Melbourne and want a taste of real St Kilda life – think bohemian vibes, easy access to the penguin colony at the pier (just a 10-minute stroll), and that mix of trendy bars and quiet mornings – this place is worth it. I’ve stayed in fancier joints downtown, but there’s something about waking up here, grabbing a coffee from Monarch Cakes on Acland, and feeling like you’re part of the neighborhood. It’s not perfect – the area’s lively energy means occasional street noise from revelers heading home late – but for couples or small groups, it’s a smart pick, especially off-season when rates dip and the crowds thin out. You’d be hard-pressed to find better value with those views and that space.

Rooms

• Estimated price from: $490. Apartment with 2 × 1 extra-large double bed, 1 double bed and 1 bunk bed for Max persons: 8

Reviews

• Everything was perfect, rooms were perfect and everything just worked out well. Highly recommended – John from Australia – 25 September 2023 (9/10)

  Place was amazing, everyone was happy! Thank you for your hospitality
  
  What could be improved: Nothing

• Good house for family travel. Very Spacious. – Teck from United States – 21 August 2023 (10/10)

  Big house & big living room. Good for family travel.
  
  What could be improved: Need to provide clean white towels. Do not like to dark grey towels provided.

• Very nice – Julie from Australia – 1 January 2024 (9/10)

  Location & Space
  
  What could be improved: No tea towels or face washers
  No sally & pepper and could have had a second key

• Good location. Large living area. Good kitchen facilities – Jane from Australia – 28 December 2024 (7/10)

  Good location. Large living area. Good facilities
  
  What could be improved: Small things. Complicated lighting system with no instructions – occasionally individual lights would flicker in sleeping areas. Built in coffee machine – not clean, no beans. No dedicated bathroom access for upstairs 2nd bedroom (access through other bedrooms only)

• Superb – Rahib from Australia – 18 April 2025 (9/10)

• Exceptional – Mustafa from Australia – 2 January 2025 (10/10)

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